2007 Aliens Implants

Most of my childhood (and adulthood for that matter) was spent in a dentist's chair.  By 2007, I had had enough and I decided that I was just going to have all my teeth pulled and get dentures.

I found a great dentist in Aberdeen, Dr. Tomlinson.  I had typed a great many of his reports, and he sounded exactly like one of the vets on the TV show "Emergency Vets".  I was totally shocked when I met him, because he looked nothing like that vet!  

Marc Tomlinson, DDS

On March 16, the morning of the procedure I went to his office early and he gave me the anesthesia.  It was interesting, because at the same time he was pulling out teeth, he was inserting microchips into the sockets.  He would give his nurse a special look and she would go retrieve the next chip and hand it to him.  At times, other people were in the room, but they were very strange looking indeed.  In fact, they were semi-transparent; I could see through them.  They appeared to be supervising, because even though they never said anything, Dr T would nod or respond to them.

It was quite entertaining at first but then I started to worry.  What are they implanting?  Are they cameras?  That would make no sense.  They must be microphones.  Weird.  Or maybe something I couldn't even understand!  What if they were time-release capsules that were going to turn me into an alien spy?

By the time the procedure was over, I was quite concerned.  Just to be on the safe side, I decided not to say anything to anyone because you never know.

When I went back for my checkup a week later, I laughingly said to Dr. Tomlinson, "I know about those things you implanted, you know."  I fully expected him to laugh it off and tell me it was the anesthesia.  Instead, he shook his head and said "Darn it.  We hate that.  You must be resistant to anesthetic.  You'll forget about it soon enough".  

I'm still not totally convinced that I don't have implants in my gums.

When I went to the dentist in New Jersey, he gave me laughing gas, and I saw horses galloping outside his office window, but not aliens and implants.